I have periodically gotten texts and a few calls from someone over the past few months. I figured, ignore her and she will figure out she has been contacting the wrong number. Right?
Today after two texts and a call within half an hour, I decided to reply.
I contemplated numerous ways to screw with her. Which will be put to use if she texts again in the future. But for today I decided to play as nice as possible. Based on her reply I don’t think she realizes how many messages meant for someone else actually came to me.
If you can’t figure out the link I sent her, it is a link to the Amazon product page for the book He’s Just Not That Into You. (Based on her texts, which again I recieved from time to time for MONTHS, she thought she want contacting a fuck buddy.)
Why did I not respond for months, you ask? They were infrequent enough it wasn’t ever really a bother. So why respond today? Red’s in a mood today that’s why.